sábado, 27 de fevereiro de 2010

O meu wallpaper actual

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quinta-feira, 25 de fevereiro de 2010

A privacidade do meu blog

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Já me arrependi de ter divulgado o meu blog junto dos meus amigos e familiares.
Tenho a certeza de que os meus posts seriam muito mais divertidos se eu soubesse que este meu cantinho não era lido por certas pessoas... 

terça-feira, 23 de fevereiro de 2010

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Hoje, no decorrer de um julgamento, um sinistrado disse-me que se fosse na rua e visse um buraco, que se desviaria porque poderia cair, mas que não via perigo em andar cima de uma placa podre, sem estar ligado a uma linha vida, em cima de um telhado.
Resultado: caiu de uma altura superior a 8 metros. Esteve um mês em coma e partiu umas costelas. Não ficou com nenhuma incapacidade.
Moral da história: a nossa sociedade é subsídio-dependente e qualquer oportunidade de ganhar uns trocos à custa dos outros é aproveitada ao máximo.

sexta-feira, 19 de fevereiro de 2010


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Hoje parecia Agosto, além de estar um sol fantástico, não havia veículos automóveis na estrada.
Não havia nenhum trânsito, nem sequer na ponte da Arrábida.

quinta-feira, 18 de fevereiro de 2010

Back to school

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quarta-feira, 17 de fevereiro de 2010

As boas noticias...

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...chegam assim.

domingo, 14 de fevereiro de 2010

sábado, 13 de fevereiro de 2010


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Estou afónica. Estou sem pio.
Por favor não falem comigo. Por favor não me telefonem. Por favor não me façam repetir o pouco que consigo falar.

sexta-feira, 12 de fevereiro de 2010


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quarta-feira, 10 de fevereiro de 2010

Facebook VS blog

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Desde que reactivei a minha conta no Facebook que votei o meu blog quase ao abandono. A verdade é que os amigos, a quinta, o café e a caça ao tesouro consomem-me os meus poucos tempos de lazer.
Para já vou postando à medida dos meus humores. Um dia talvez acabe com o blog ou com a conta do Facebook.
Let´s wait and see...

terça-feira, 9 de fevereiro de 2010

Sobre mim...

20 May 1979

Your date of conception was on or about 27 August 1978 which was a Sunday.

You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Taurus.
Your Life path number is 6.

Your fortune cookie reads:
You were born with the skill to communicate with people easily.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2444013.5.
The golden number for 1979 is 4.
The epact number for 1979 is 2.
The year 1979 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/28/1979 and ending 2/15/1980.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Goat.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Beaver; your plant is Wild Clover.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Epipy, the third month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 23 Iyyar 5739.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 24 Iyyar 5739.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is which is
12 baktun 18 katun 5 tun 16 uinal 9 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Sunday, 22 Jumadiyu'th-Thani 1399 (1399-6-22).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 15 April 1979.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1979.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 28 February 1979.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 3 June 1979.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 10 June 1979.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Saturday, 22 September 1979.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Thursday, 12 April 1979.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 27 February 1979.

As of 12/11/2009 3:54:36 PM EST
You are 30 years old.
You are 367 months old.
You are 1,594 weeks old.
You are 11,163 days old.
You are 267,927 hours old.
You are 16,075,674 minutes old.
You are 964,540,476 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Busta Rhymes (1972)Bronson Pinchot (1959)Cher (1946)
Joe Cocker (1944)Stan Mikita (1940)Anthony Zerbe (1936)
George Gobel (1919)Jimmy Stewart (1908)

Top songs of 1979
My Sharona by The KnackBad Girls by Donna Summer
Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? by Rod StewartReunited by Peaches & Herb
Hot Stuff by Donna SummerI Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert HolmesRing My Bell by Anita Ward
Babe by StyxToo Much Heaven by Bee Gees

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.36908023483366 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

Your lucky day is Friday.
Your lucky number is 6.
Your ruling planet(s) is Venus.
Your lucky dates are 6th, 15th, 24th.
Your opposition sign is Scorpio.
Your opposition number(s) is 9 & 11.

Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 160 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 31 candles.

Those 31 candles produce 31 BTUs,
or 7,812 calories of heat (that's only 7.8120 food Calories!) .
You can boil 3.54 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1979 there were approximately 3.1 million births in the US.
In 1979 the US population was approximately 203,302,031 people, 57.4 persons per square mile.
In 1979 in the US there were approximately 2,152,662 marriages (10.1%) and 1,036,000 divorces (4.9%)
In 1979 in the US there were approximately 1,921,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1979 the population of Australia was approximately 14,602,481.
In 1979 there were approximately 223,129 births in Australia.
In 1979 in Australia there were approximately 104,396 marriages and 37,854 divorces.
In 1979 in Australia there were approximately 106,568 deaths.

Your birth flower is LILY

Your birthstone is Emerald

The Mystical properties of Emerald

Though not meant to replace traditional medical treatment, Emerald is used for physical and emotional healing.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Agate, Chrysoprase

Your birth tree is
Chestnut Tree, the Honesty Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

There are 35 letters in your name.
Those 35 letters total to 158
There are 20 vowels and 15 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:

GermanFemaleFeminine of Claude.
FrenchFemaleA feminine form of Claud, a variant of the Latin Claudium meaning lame. Claudia was mentioned in the book of Timothy in the New Testament.
EnglishFemaleFeminine of Claude.

Your number is: 5

The characteristics of #5 are: Expansiveness, visionary, adventure, the constructive use of freedom.

The expression or destiny for #5:
The number 5 Expression endows with the wonderful characteristic of multi-talents and versatility. You can do so many things well. The tone of the number 5 is constructive freedom, and in your drive to attain this freedom, you will likely be the master of adaptability and change. You are good at presenting ideas and knowing how to approach people to get what you want. Naturally, this gives you an edge in any sort of selling game and spells easy success when it comes to working with people in most jobs. Your popularity may lead you toward some form of entertainment or amusement. Whatever you do, you are clever, analytical, and a very quick thinker.

If there is too much of the 5 energy in your makeup, you may express some the negative attitudes of the number. Your restless and impatient attitude may keep you from staying with any project for too long. Sometimes you can be rather erratic and scatter yourself and your energies. You have a hard time keeping regular office hours and maintaining any sort of a routine. You tend to react strongly if you sense that your freedom of speech or action is being impaired or restricted in any way. As clever as you are, you may have a tendency to make the same mistakes over and over again because much of your response is glib reaction rather that thoughtful application. You are in a continuous state of flux brought by constantly changing interests.

Your Soul Urge number is: 3

A Soul Urge number of 3 means:
With the Soul Urge number 3 your desire in life is personal expression, and generally enjoying life to its fullest. You want to participate in an active social life and enjoy a large circle of friends. You want to be in the limelight, expressing your artistic or intellectual talents. Word skills may be your thing; speaking, writing, acting, singing. In a positive sense, the 3 energy is friendly, outgoing and always very social.

You have a decidedly upbeat attitude that is rarely discouraged; a good mental and emotional balance.

The 3 Soul Urge gives intuitive insight, thus, very high creative and inspirational tendencies. The truly outstanding trait shown by the 3 Soul Urge is that of self-expression, regardless of the field of endeavor.

On the negative side, you may at times become too easygoing and too optimistic, tending to scatter forces and accomplish very little. Often, the excessive 3 energy produces non-stop talkers. Everyone has faults, but the 3 soul urge doesn't appreciate having these pointed out.

Your Inner Dream number is: 11

An Inner Dream number of 11 means:
You dream of casting the light of illumination; of being the true idealist. You secretly believe there is more to life than we can know or prove, and you would like to be provider of the 'word' from on high.

sábado, 6 de fevereiro de 2010

Momento humorístico - 3

- Ei! A bateria deste leitor pode durar até 10 horas!
- Ipod?
- Ei! Isto pede password para ligar!
- Ipad?

quarta-feira, 3 de fevereiro de 2010

O jantar de hoje

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terça-feira, 2 de fevereiro de 2010